Thursday, January 28, 2010

Ruff Lauren Modeling




Height: 30 inches (60 if on back paws)
Weight: 55 lbs ( can go up or down upon request)
Neck: 16 inches (depending on the collar color)
Chest: 30 inches (result of benching Indy)
Waist: 22 inches (girls envy me)
Tail: 13 inches (Florida's Tornado warning)

  • Completed Pet Smart Training
  • Certified Door Opener
  • 5-Octave Barking Range (Harmonics not included Mariah)
  • Participated in many manhunts ( I always find my Dean)
  • Proficient in soccer, basketball, baseball, volleyball,  tennis, etc ( New Air Buddy)
  • Deep Character Discovery ( can act as Marley)
  • Wanted to audition for Pets Ahoy at Seaworld but they pay little
  • Main actor in various Youtube short clips
  • 25 inch vertical leap
  • Star on the set of many photoshoots
  • Driven in the passenger seat of high speed highway race
  • Protagonist of multitude of epic poems
  • Grapes have no effect on me
Wants: " to do a walk by the lake-romantic but action-packed commercial for pet food such as "Blue" in which I would face off wolves, steal their food and defeat them in my ladies honor."

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